i get angry for very legitimate reasons

good morning, dash. i think you put something on backwards this morning.

Came home today to a package from my uncle. Enjoy.

This just happened.

no, you dump him and date foul (bachelor) frog and then have foul little tadpoles

Having a boyfriend with a collagen disorder/double joints everywhere makes for some really interesting sleep poses. If you can’t tell, his head is facing the wall/that is his back.

“honey I want to sleep too but your arms are on backwards”
“can normal people sleep this way?”
“no”