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06

Jul

Just watch.

26

May

why do i do this to myself

me: why the fuck am i eating oatmeal in 85 degree weather
this is like torture

22

May

ew ew ew

that moment when you randomly google your crazy ex from many years ago, and he is still using a picture taken of the two of you (with me cut out) + another you drew of him when we you dating on ALL OF HIS SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES. EVEN NEW ONES LIKE GOOGLE+. WE HAVEN’T SPOKEN SINCE 2009. get new pics, bro