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25

Jul

Has anyone seen the IHOP commercial?

shewee:

gluten-free-yogi:

You know, the one where they are so excited to tell you that they now add pancake batter to their omelets to make them fluffy?  Seriously?! Because there’s not gluten in everything already let’s add it to the one thing that’s still safe!  IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?! Not to mention that if you just whip eggs before you cook them they get fluffy.  

End rant 

and now eggs officially terrify me everywhere

my exact reaction as follows: