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17

Apr

haydenrodgers:

tw3rkingpizza:

I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.

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johnquincyadams:

my friend just posted this on his fb i’m crying

gpoy

johnquincyadams:

my friend just posted this on his fb i’m crying

gpoy

tinytangerines:

cypriots:

Justin Timberlake - Mirrors (x)

#me in the fitting room at target

^this^

(Source: petewontz)

(Source: dumbesttweets)

rosalarian:

I’ve been wearing more makeup lately than I used to, and inevitably, I more often get to hear:
“Oh, you don’t need makeup. You’re beautiful without it!”
And I talk a lot of beauty and loving myself just how I am. Some people feel these two things are hypocritical, to love yourself and wear makeup. And okay, yes, let’s acknowledge that there are women who feel pressured to wear it despite not wanting to. This happens. But a lot of the time, women wear makeup for themselves. It’s fun! It’s expressive. It’s artistic. It’s not “necessary,” but neither is pizza.
I’m not trying to cover anything up the same way an artist isn’t putting paint on a canvas for the sake of covering the canvas.

rosalarian:

I’ve been wearing more makeup lately than I used to, and inevitably, I more often get to hear:

“Oh, you don’t need makeup. You’re beautiful without it!”

And I talk a lot of beauty and loving myself just how I am. Some people feel these two things are hypocritical, to love yourself and wear makeup. And okay, yes, let’s acknowledge that there are women who feel pressured to wear it despite not wanting to. This happens. But a lot of the time, women wear makeup for themselves. It’s fun! It’s expressive. It’s artistic. It’s not “necessary,” but neither is pizza.

I’m not trying to cover anything up the same way an artist isn’t putting paint on a canvas for the sake of covering the canvas.

I am excited to once again live in a place where mowing the lawn is not considered a hobby.

ktematerpnon:

Jane Curtin and Dan Aykroyd doing Point-Counterpoint on Weekend Update, 17th March 1979.

This feels familiar.

a classic

(Source: pamela-halpert)

annfriedman:

+1 million

annfriedman:

+1 million

(Source: aminatou)

dozydozy:

annfriedman:

In solidarity with this poor Idaho biology teacher who is in trouble for merely uttering the word “vagina,” I’m bringing back this guide to euphemisms I made several years ago. 

how many of these are band names

hairy manilow oh my god

dozydozy:

annfriedman:

In solidarity with this poor Idaho biology teacher who is in trouble for merely uttering the word “vagina,” I’m bringing back this guide to euphemisms I made several years ago. 

how many of these are band names

hairy manilow oh my god

dirtyteeth:

d3athchan:
self-watering japanese cat planter ‘shippon’

dirtyteeth:

d3athchan:

self-watering japanese cat planter ‘shippon’


Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death

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fer1972:

Anatomical Embroidery by Candace Couse

signal boostin’ this lovely song

The world has become lovelier. I am alone, and I don’t suffer from my loneliness. I don’t want life to be anything other than what it is. I am ready to let myself be baked in the sun till I am done. I am eager to ripen. I am ready to die, ready to be born again.

Hermann HesseWandering; Mountain Pass  (via damnitamber)

this is giving me so many feels right now

staticpoetic:

Right now, I’m the kind of sad that only way to make me happy is for someone to make raspberries on my belly.

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