how to get a bikini ready bod
toocooltobehipster: weaveittome: 1. Put on bikini Good Job! Wasn’t that easy! 2. Revel in your own beauty. Admire the fact that you are indeed a stone fox That wasn’t so hard was it 3.Drink beers,read a book,make a snack… I dunno you’re pretty much done here And there are 3 easy tips to having a bikini ready bod. this post is perfect
Louis CK on raising a daughter.
Louis CK: If you raise a girl with some confidence and you send her out in the world so she feels like she can do whatever she wants, she's still going to get her face and her ass fucked but she's going to do it on her terms.
Louis CK: She's going to grab that dick by the base and go, "I want to suck this right now".
Louis CK: This should be your goal as a father: That your daughter only sucks a dick that she thinks is delicious.
Free Pizza at work today.
celiacandthebeast: gfcfliving: #CeliacProblems All the time in an office. :( Dislike. i swear there has been more free pizza in my life than ever before since i found out i was celiac.
abrieftasteoflove: Glen’s Tiny Desk Concert for NPR.
yesiknowiamtall: girl you a 14 on the pH scale cus you a basic bitch
oregongem asked: oh wow, you're cute