Dear internet, I’m headed to North Carolina until the 31st. I will have no internets, and very little phone reception. I expect at least one celebrity death while I’m away. I will return with many photos, sunburns, and more of those good ‘ole Cat-Stories (TM). I also expect this vacation to be ever so slightly warmer then my last vacation of “Canada in March”, and...
I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t...– Henry Rollins (via jillp)
that awkward moment
tropigalia: when you’re helping your mom write a paper on her boyfriend’s computer and you accidentally maximize the window where his mistress spanking porn is OOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that’s horrible for me to even think about so i can’t imagine it for you D: D: D: